Chick: Oh my god, look at this baby! It is so ugly! I didn’t think babies were allowed to be ugly!
University of Denver
Denver, Colorado
Chick: Oh my god, look at this baby! It is so ugly! I didn’t think babies were allowed to be ugly!
University of Denver
Denver, Colorado
Little boy looking at zebra with erection: Mommy, five legs?
Mom: Yes, honey, five legs.
San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Kim and Amy
Young girl: Where is your husband?
Old woman: Oh, honey, my husband is up in heaven.
Young girl: I’m sorry… Did he get eaten by a crocodile?
Flight to Bermuda
Overheard by: elizabeth
Six-year-old boy playing in shipping carton: You can’t mail me! I’m your son!
Deatsville, Alabama
Overheard by: Don’t Tempt Me
Three-year-old girl to dad: I spy with my little eye… somethiiing… IKEA!
Queen Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Three-year-old: You’re funny!
Teacher #1: You’re funny.
Three-year-old: No, you’re funny.
Teacher #1: No, you’re funny.
Three-year-old: You’re hot.
Teacher #1: [Stunned silence.]Teacher #2: I’m not even touching that one.
Rochester, New York
Professor: Children aren’t property — you can’t just throw them in a blender.
Philosophy class, University of New Hampshire
Durham, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Shadowsurfr1
Little girl holding up toilet brush: Hey, Mom, I could scrub your butt with this when we get home if we buy it!
Target
Enfield, Connecticut
High school kid: … And then he started eating a ten dollar bill, so I beat him with a pool cue ’til he dropped it.
Alberta
Canadia
