Maryland

Bimbette: Well, discriminating against the Muslims is different than against, like, the Russians for Hitler and everything.

Archbishop Spalding High School
Severn, Maryland

Overheard by: Wait, is she kidding?

White girl to Asian guy: So… How often is Chinese New Year?

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Overheard by: tom

Paranoid blonde: He’s just so quiet and creepy. I really feel like he could kill someone!
Annoyed brunette: Because he’s quiet and creepy?
Paranoid blonde: Well, he, like, steals forks from the dining hall and stuff!

University of Maryland, College Park
Maryland

Teen boy #1: You had sex? Really?
Teen boy #2: Hell yeah, I did.
Teen boy #1: Was it like West Virginia?
Teen boy #2: Huh?
Teen boy #1: You know, ‘Wild and Wonderful’!
Teen boy #2: … Dude, that’s gay.

Frederick, Maryland

Professor: Does anyone know how to write an underscore in Elvish? In high school my friends and I used to have arguments about how much should be phonetic and how much should be character by character. I would spell ‘tree’ chee, and my friend would spell it tree, and I would say, ‘But the T sounds like a ch–!’ and he would say, ‘That’s because you’re a damn foreigner!’

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Father to eight-year-old son in front of paddle boat vendor: No! We have jet skis. Are you kidding me?!

Inner Harbor
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Y G B S M

Mom: This is ridiculous! Why are you crying?
Wailing four-year-old: Because I have no reason left to live!

701 Russell Avenue
Gaithersburg, Maryland

Mom to little boy: Son, come get in this car right now and I’ll give you your glue…

Annapolis Mall
Maryland

Overheard by: Lila K

Teacher during earthquake drill: Guys, if we die right now, I love you!

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Kelsey

Twink #1: I don’t want to just date him for the weekend — I want something for the rest of my life.
Twink #2: You could die Sunday. That would be the rest of your life.

The Hippo
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Mykl