But I'll Totally Buy the Kid Tap Shoes

Slightly effeminate black man on cell: Uh-uh, child. If you're pregnant, that ain't my child. You got to talk to my brother.

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Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 18, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Offspring, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Queers

To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

Just Wait

College girl #1: And I want to see babies running around soon.
College girl #2: Yeah, I definitely want children. I'm *so* horny. I want babies.
College girl #1: Yeah, they're starting to grow on me. I mean, I definitely want kids. And I want to be a young mom, like I want to have kids by 25. I don't want to be one of those moms who just throw their kids outside and tell them to have fun.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Danielle

Posted on November 1, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Girls, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Sorority types, Washington, DC, Wishes

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN