Pregnancy

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN

Posted on October 15, 2008
Couples, Default, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Insults, Movies, Preggers, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women

Dunno What All the Fuss Is About

Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.

Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on October 2, 2008
Default, Gender issues, Guys, New Jersey, Old folks, Pregnancy, Time Management, Weirdness

I Told Her to Stop Watching Degrassi

Girl on cell: Are you tryin' to say it's my fault she kept thinking she was pregnant every Thursday?

Berkeley, California

Posted on August 22, 2008
California, Default, Girls, Pregnancy, Questions

I Like Those Odds

Loud guy on cell: So that's like, what, a 90% ratio of girls who have gotten pregnant right after I dated them? (bursts out laughing)
Girl to friend: Wow, I want him as my next boyfriend!

LSU
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: the things you hear when you go to class early….

Posted on August 9, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Louisiana, Pregnancy, Relationships, Wishes

I Told You to Start Keeping Condoms in There

Cashier (handing over receipt): Would you like this?
Customer: No, they make babies in my purse…

David’s Supermarket
Whitney, Texas

Posted on July 19, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Pregnancy, Questions, Shopping, Texas, Weirdness