Pass the Bong Back to Me before We Discuss This Further

Bimbette: There was racism because when the English were being mean to the Irish people.
Dude: Ummm, English and Irish people are both Caucasian. Technically, they’re the same race.
Bimbette: No, Irish people have red hair.
Inattentive TA: That’s an interesting point.

Overheard at York
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/

Posted on November 26, 2013
Bimbettes, Overheard at York, Race, Stupidity

So Anyway, He Killed Himself to Spite Me

Girl #1: Oh my god, so remember how Ben stopped talking to me and I was pissed but now I’m totally over it and whatever? Well, it turns out that what I didn’t know was that his mother was dying and he was held up at knife point for like 20 minutes and was going through post-traumatic stress… And then I went home for reading week and didn’t call him because I thought he wasn’t talking to me, and that was apparently, like, the straw that broke the camel’s back — like, he really needed me and I wasn’t there for him or something.
Girl #2: Wow. It’s like, ‘Thanks for making me feel like a total bitch.’
Girl #1: I know!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/12/this-is-worse-than-that-time-he-couldnt-make-it-on-my-birthday-because-those-aliens-kidnapped-him/

Posted on November 25, 2013
Bimbettes, Bringing it back to you, Gossip, Overheard at McGill

Hiding a Core of Transcendent Ignorance

Blonde: I’m only dumb on the outside!

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on November 19, 2013
Bimbettes, Gossip, New Zealand

And the Nobel Peace Prize for 2007 Goes To…

Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don’t they just… eat more?

Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on November 19, 2013
Alaska, Bimbettes, Questions

We Were Transported There in a Stagecoach with No Windows

Chick: You live on a farm? In New Hampshire?! I went to New Hampshire and I didn’t think they had, like, farms!
Dude: Where did you go in New Hampshire?
Chick: PETCO.

Boston, Massachusetts