Hobo #1: Hey, look! It's Roger!
Hobo #2: Who's Roger?
Hobo #1: You know! Bag-o-dirt Roger!
Hobo #2: Oh. Hey, dirtbag!
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
Hobo #1: Hey, look! It's Roger!
Hobo #2: Who's Roger?
Hobo #1: You know! Bag-o-dirt Roger!
Hobo #2: Oh. Hey, dirtbag!
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
High-school girl: Seriously, it looked like he'd used her neck as a teething ring or something.
Wilmington, Delaware
Dude: You have ovaries of steel.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.
Wal-Mart
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Jeff
Girl in line: I'm getting a Diet Coke, now we can have sex.
California
Overheard by: Randy
Little girl to store employee: Do you remember us?
Employee: Yes, of course I do.
Little girl: Oh, no! Run away! He remembers us!
Mission Viejo Mall
Mission Viejo, California
Guy #1, finding airplane seat: Awwww, man, you're supposed to be a leggy blonde.
Guy #2: Yeah, sorry, I'm just a fat Asian.
LAX Airport
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Matt
Very loud blonde: It said in the description that this course is hard, eh? It was like, “intense” in the course description, or “intensive” or something. Intense is hard, right?
University of Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Don't look at me, I just go to school here
Metro announcement: The Red Line is experiencing delays due to a sick customer at Farragut North… Trains will share tracks at Gallery Place and Metro Center.
Man on metro: How sick was this customer?
Woman on metro: She better be dead, I'll tell you that.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: jposkin
