Part-time firefighter: So the next time you feel chest pains, it may not be a good idea to tell 911 that you took meth earlier. And the next time you're in a car crash, keep your pants on.
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: he has the most interesting stories…
Bespectacled, be-hatted, be-flanneled guy to friend: It’s like Seattle without the heroin, New York without the coke. All bets are off. People are drunk 24/7.
Channing and Ellsworth
Berkeley, California
Overheard by: Kaitlen, who wishes she knew where they were talking about
(odd club music plays in the background)
Student #1: Chef, what are we listening to?
Chef instructor: Just some flippy-trippy sausage making music! It's acid jazz.
Student #2, grinding variety meats: I'm so not on the right drugs for this.
Culinary School
Austin, Texas
Frat boy #1: I think I’m going to start doing cocaine instead of marijuana. I need to step it down a notch.
Frat boy #2: Uh, how is that stepping it down, exactly?
Frat boy #1: I dunno. I just think cocaine is more practical.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/steppin-it-down-notch.html
Overheard by: amy
Professor: It’s debatable whether or not LSD was actually dangerous. I mostly remember the ’60s.
East Carolina University
Greenville, North Carolina
Stoned girl on other side of the curtain: I ate a stress ball.
Nurse: Okay… Was it a foam ball? Gel? Did you just take a bite?
Stoned girl, laughing: I ate a stress ball!
Doctor, entering a few minutes later: Now, this makes me uncomfortable.
Stoned girl: The nurse told me to take off my pants.
Doctor: Are you sure? Why don’t you put them back on for the CAT scan…
Stoned girl, still laughing: I ate a stress ball.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2006/08/you-have-smoked-yourself-retarded.html
Lady hobo: Man, you is the biggest crackhead I ever met.
Giant hobo, muttering incoherently: No, man, I ain’t no crackhead. I ain’t no crackhead.
Lady hobo: Nigga, you smoke drywall!
Atlanta, Georgia
13-year-old punk girl: I’ve seen you somewhere before.
Punk guy: Probably. I sell drugs.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Chick: I got so much shit to do this week!
Dude: Shit as in projects or finals?
Chick: What? Oh, no — shit as in drugs.
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Kevin
Guy: Yeah, that whole pot-smoking thing? I totally started it!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: kate & matt
