Guy: You know what we should do this weekend? Roofie each other to see what it feels like!
Colorado State University
Colorado
Guy: You know what we should do this weekend? Roofie each other to see what it feels like!
Colorado State University
Colorado
Chef #1: So, were you on the old devil’s dandruff over the weekend? The old Colombian marching powder? [Chef #2 stares blankly and silently.] Is that a yes?
Belfast City Centre
United Kingdom
Queer to another: Wait — you traded Botox for coke?!
Universal CityWalk
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Gluey
Mom to little boy: Son, come get in this car right now and I’ll give you your glue…
Annapolis Mall
Maryland
Overheard by: Lila K
Guy #1: Me and Jeff and doin’ some drugs tonight. Wanna come?
Guy #2: I don’t do drugs.
Guy #1: You smoked pot with me the other day.
Guy #2: Weed isn’t a drug.
Guy #1: Yes, it is!
Guy #2: No, it’s not… [To passerby] Is weed a drug?
Passerby: Depends.
Holy Trinity Catholic High School
Kanata, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: RG
Chick #1: Are you drunk?
Chick #2: Just a little. I only had two drinks!
Chick #1: What about you?
Chick #3: No, I ate a pot brownie! I made them all by myself! I’m so proud!
O’Colly newsroom, Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Designated Driver
20-ish girl: I know it’s stupid since he keeps dicking me around, but I really just want to have sex with him. Maybe if I have sex with him I could hook him!
Friend: You could hook him? Like drugs?
20-ish girl: Yeah! Like, maybe my vagina would be like crack to him…
Bar
Bel Air, Maryland
Guy to friend: You open the Bible and you tell me where it says that Jesus Christ says it’s okay to smoke crack!
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Passing Jogger
Burner chick: Yeah, I was going to run around the desert naked on drugs last night, but I just never got around to it.
Burning Man
Black Rock City, Nevada
Overheard by: McNasty
Professor, as it snows out of season: If I wanted to see white powder this time of year, I’d buy some fucking cocaine! Not that I’ve ever bought drugs… But if I did, the statute of limitations has long passed… Okay, let’s talk about bribery!
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/are-you-sure-that-last-night-is-out-of.html
Overheard by: legal lush
