Drunken wedding guest to videographer going from table to table: Zach*, I want to wish you and Jenny* many years of happiness, and I hope you get as much pleasure out of fucking her as I did.
Other guests at table: Erase that! Erase that!
Videographer: Are you kidding? This is like gold!
Roslyn Jewish Center
Roslyn Heights, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
Drunk girl: That is so funny, because I love underprivileged children!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/happy-easter-if-youre-one-of-them.html
Overheard by: ad’a
Drunk woman: I like gay porn!
Nearby lady: Male or female?
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/
Drunk boy: I can’t find her! I don’t know where she is!
Drunk girl: Is she wearing clothes?
Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Drunk girl: Passing out when you’re drunk is so much better than having sex when you’re sober.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTON
Drunk guy: Yes, and this is while he was having sex and eating at the same time!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/we_all_know_how_that_turns_out.html
Overheard by: moogs
Drunk girl: I don’t need a man. I need a sex toy. Shit, I got carpal finger.
433 4th Street
Columbus, Indiana
Drunk girl: I have an amazing vagina.
Bartender: Is it an innie or an outie?
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: abby
Drunk girl: I have two sisters. One goes to UPenn, she's really smart. The other one goes to Drexel, she's not very smart…
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Alex Remnick
