Drunk guy: Do you hate me?
Drunk girl: No, no, I really don't.
Drunk guy: I always thought you did.
Drunk girl: No. (pause) I mean you're not my favorite person, but I like you fine.
Drunk guy: So we're friends?
Drunk girl: Definitely friends.
Drunk guy: Hug? To celebrate our new-found friendship?
Drunk girl: Sure (hugs him)
Drunk guy: Awesome! I'm so happy we're friends!
Drunk girl: Me too! (pause) I'm so drunk right now…
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Sarah
Drunk queer: There are so many people in the world — especially when you factor in everyone.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: I’d say that’s the best way to do it
Drunk girl, screaming: I’ve got rules! Rule number one: Jerry is a pussy! Rule number two: Jerry is a pussy! Rule number three: … Um, I forgot where I was going with this.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: lola
Drunk girl #1: Hey, Ken! How huge was that vagina I drew?
Ken: Yeah, it was pretty big.
Drunk girl #2: It was classy, though.
Kransky’s Bar
St. James, New York
Overheard by: Gette
Very loud drunk woman: No, I don't shoot darts, but I'm good at stabbin' people!
Fairborn, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Guido: Dude, I think your girlfriend is going to dump you. You fell off your chair inside and you punched me in the ribs twice when I got up to go to the bathroom.
Drunk Guido: No, she can’t dump me. She lets me put it in her ass!
Outside Restuarant
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Lauren
Drunk teen: … Then it just turned into one zombie fellating the other zombie…
Wisconsin
Drunken wedding guest to videographer going from table to table: Zach*, I want to wish you and Jenny* many years of happiness, and I hope you get as much pleasure out of fucking her as I did.
Other guests at table: Erase that! Erase that!
Videographer: Are you kidding? This is like gold!
Roslyn Jewish Center
Roslyn Heights, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
Drunk girl: That is so funny, because I love underprivileged children!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/happy-easter-if-youre-one-of-them.html
Overheard by: ad’a
Drunk woman: I like gay porn!
Nearby lady: Male or female?
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