Drunk girl, loudly: Anyone who says they’ve never had an itchy asshole is just fucking lying.
Cock O the Walk Bar
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beer Bitch
Drunk girl, loudly: Anyone who says they’ve never had an itchy asshole is just fucking lying.
Cock O the Walk Bar
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beer Bitch
Chatty chick: … And he called me a drunk! I mean, I am a drunk, but I’m a functional drunk. I told him everyone loves drunks but nobody loves a crackhead… I don’t even care if I get a beer belly! Someone will still love me and rub my beer belly!
22 Fillmore bus
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: melissa
Tipsy girl: You know what type of night it is? I’m wearing a leopard-print dress and leggings! It’s that type of night!
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Drunk girl: I’m filled with the Holy Spirit… and booze!
Michigan State University
East Lansing, Michigan
Drunk girl: I’m lubed up from my fingertips to my elbow!
99 Restaurant bar
Salem, Massachusetts
Overheard by: sam-a-lamb
Drunk guy: Fuck you guys! I am not gay! I love my siiister!
Penn State University
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: truth serum…
Drunk guy: Man, that girl was so hot, I’d eat her period!
Marina Del Rey, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Drunk guy to drunk girl: … But I haven’t even slept with you yet!
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: amused passerby
Drunk man on cell, poolside: Bro, there are like four hot chicks down here in bikinis, and they’re wasted! It’s like a movie or something!
Houston, Texas
