Drunken 50-year-old to his penis: Come on! Pee! Pee until you can’t pee no more, bitch.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hiding Roommate
Drunken 50-year-old to his penis: Come on! Pee! Pee until you can’t pee no more, bitch.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hiding Roommate
Drunken bimbette: First of all, Francesca feels really bad about taking my dad’s money when he was in a coma…
Sinbad’s
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: another margarita, please!
Bartender: You again? I see you everywhere — you’re like a sewer rat.
Drunk guy: Well, I am an alcoholic.
Cedar Falls, Iowa
Overheard by: doe
Semi-drunk girl in pub crawl attire: I hate Windex, but I fuckin' love Febreze!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: History Major
Drunk watching a pool game: You’re a retard!
Girl playing pool: I’m a retard? I’m not the one with chalk on my nipples!
Kansas
Drunk girl in bar during Rose Bowl: It's official–I'm going to be ovulating on my wedding day.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Double V
Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic!
Georgia Tech
Overheard by: YellowJacketGals
Drunk girl looking at digital camera: Sometimes I'm having such a good time I look Chinese.
Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, PA
Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.
Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey
