Hippie woman on cell: I don’t care what you wear. Just wear something that you’re okay getting Jell-O on… Yes, J-E-L-L-O.
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: paula-t
Hippie woman on cell: I don’t care what you wear. Just wear something that you’re okay getting Jell-O on… Yes, J-E-L-L-O.
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: paula-t
Mom: I think that I will get him his first Rubik’s Cube. He’d probably eat it.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/he_doesnt_seem_to_be_ready.html
Overheard by: someone who doesnt eat rubik’s cubes
Chick on cell: Haha, she thought it was a baby in the womb, but then I told her it was just sushi!
Toronto Eaton Centre
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Hipster guy to chick: You know, if you drink a lot of Tabasco, your shit will really burn… No, I don’t mean it will hurt. I mean you can light it on fire and it will keep you warm when it’s cold out.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/care_to_present_a_demonstratio.html
Overheard by: hungry muppet
Lady to husband: Hey, they have steaks here, too. They just call them ‘sirloins.’
Applebee’s
Bowling Green, Kentucky
Little girl: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?
Cashier: No.
Little girl: Are you serious?
Cashier: I am serious. I would never joke about something like this.
Starbucks
Denver, Colorado
Woman looking at plate of fajitas: Ummm, I ordered fajitas.
Waiter: Those are fajitas…
Woman: Oh. [Begins eating fajitas.]
Chili’s
Oldsmar, Florida
30-something woman, crossing street in front of Sushi.Com restaurant: Sushi and cum, my two favorite things to eat!
Male companion: That’s my girl!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
