…If It's Anything Like How They Grow Jelly Donuts.

Girl #1: Oh, it looks like you are registered for the jelly belly factory tour.
Girl #2: Is there anything else? I don't really care how they grow jelly beans.

Davis, California

Overheard by: PhillyKid

Posted on February 3, 2023
California, Food, Girls, Questions, Weirdness

One Of Those Confused Girls Who Gets a “Moth” Tattoo

Young suit #1: So how was that new restaurant you went to?
Young suit #2: It was okay. (points at girl next to him) She had a salad, she liked it. But I don't eat salads.
Girl (pleased): It tasted like leaves.

Rosslyn, Virginia

Posted on February 2, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Questions, Sensory experiences, Suits, Virginia

And Serve Beef

Frat boy: Indian food can't be any good! I mean, if it was, they'd have chain restaurants!

Washington, DC

Posted on January 31, 2023
Default, Food, Frat boy types, Geography, Stupidity, Washington, DC

…Yada Yada Yada, E. Coli.

Guy to girlfriend: I thought it would be funny to eat an O'Henry while pooing.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Alywishus

Posted on January 26, 2023
Canadia, Couples, Food, Poop, Sensory experiences

90% of the Time, Your Kids Won’t Even Appreciate Your Brilliance

Small child, pointing to an “eat pussy” graffiti painted on the side of a restaurant: Daddy, what does that say?
Father: It’s a menu.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Chikara

Posted on January 19, 2023
Canadia, Dads, Default, Euphemisms, Family, Family ties, Food, Kids, Questions, Restaurants, Words

And Gummed My Sausage

Old lady to old man, as breakfast is served: Today has been an interesting day. Somebody ate half my pancake!

Morgantown, West Virginia

Posted on January 17, 2023
Food, Old folks, West Virginia

Tonight, on No-Context Theatre…

Guy #1: So, where can we get another guy like Brian to drink a lot of water?
Guy #2: Well, Phyllis is out of work.
Guy #1: Who's Phyllis?
Guy #2: She's this really good PR girl. Like a rotten tomato.

Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sunny