Excluding the Sybian, Right?

Party-goer: She is the only person I know who has a favorite appliance!

Moroccan restaurant
Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 29, 2023
Friends, Gossip, Washington

Who Among Us Hasn’t Considered It?

Girl, about sister’s boyfriends: That was Bob* — he wanted to marry her.
Guy: Bob was kinda creepy.
Girl: Bob was not creepy! He had a job.
Guy: If that’s your only qualification for ‘not creepy’–
Girl: –He just faked his own death. But he got it out of his system — he won’t do it again.

DMV
Virginia

Overheard by: much less bored now

Posted on August 26, 2023
Friends, Gossip, Virginia

Or You Could Finish College and Get a Job

Rollerblading guy #1: … And that’s when I’ll finally know that I’m successful… When I’m sitting on my throne of skulls.
Rollerblading guy #2: Uhhh… Sure, man.

Church and Shuter Streets
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 19, 2023
Canadia, Friends, Gossip

We Were Going to Let That Slide

Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html

Posted on August 15, 2023
Friends, Overheard in the Valley, Vagina

I’ll Show You How to Kick-Start It

Sad girl: My mom totally jacked my vibrator.
Friend: That sucks! I can lend you mine, if you want.

Queen’s University
Canadia

Posted on August 8, 2023
Canadia, Friends, Toys

Did He Use a Condom?

Sweaty black girl #1, checking self out in mirror: Finally, my upper arms don’t look so arm-y!
Sweaty black girl #2, lifting weights: Yeah, but your coochie still smells all marine.

YMCA
Virginia

Overheard by: jimmycity