Totally Worth It

Man to buddy: She’s the one who introduced me to the lesbian that beat me up after sex.

Adams Morgan, DC
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/sounds-like-my-kind-of-lesbian.html

Posted on October 9, 2014
Eavesdrop DC, Gossip, Guys, Washington, DC

It’s Only a Hall-of-Famer If You Still Scored

Guy #1: Dude, I’m really embarrassed. Last night I peed in her roommate’s closet.
Guy #2: Hall of fame! That’s hall of fame material!

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/just-what-hall-are-we-discussing.html

Posted on August 20, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Frat boy types, Gossip, Overheard at Loyola, Pee

Unfortunately, There’s Not Enough of Them to Go Around

Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.

Kent, Ohio

Posted on August 19, 2014
Gossip, Hipsters, Ohio, Rack

Dude, That Was Me!

Man: Did I ever tell you about the time that a tick got stuck under the foreskin of my friend’s penis?

Port-A-Potty
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/02/tick-talk.html

Posted on June 6, 2014
Friends, Gossip, Penis, Weirdos of Winnipeg

But I Prefer the Good-Looking Strippers

Orthodox Jew with cello case: They let you play with dogs in Vegas!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/16/so-two-orthodox-musicians-and-a-dog-walk-into-a-casinowait-you-know-this-one/

Posted on December 14, 2013
Gossip, Jews, Overheard at McGill

Nothing Tastes As Good As Dead Feels

Woman on cell: So, she hasn’t had anything to eat since Monday afternoon… Yeah, I guess that means she’s doing great!

Arby’s
Lebanon, Ohio

Posted on December 6, 2013
Gossip, Ohio, On the phone

That’s Always One for the Scrapbook

Kid to mom in car with windows up: Mom! I peed outside today! Mom! Did you hear what I said? I peed outside today! [Mom doesn’t respond.] Mom! Mom! I peed outside today! I peed outside today!
Mom, opening the door: Shut up and get in the car.

Kindercare, 196th Street
Lynnwood, Washington

Overheard by: snickerpants