Illinois

Some Sorority Initiation Names Are Nicer Than Others

Bible thumper pointing at chick: You're the master baiter!

University Quad
Illinois State

Overheard by: a fellow masterbater

Posted on October 8, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Illinois, Names, Religion, Religious fanatics, Weirdness

It Was Magical Meeting You in the Bar Last Night, by the Way

Woman leaving voice mail: Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I ate an entire bag of salad last night for dinner. Um…it was like three servings. Okay, call me later.

Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Patrick

Posted on October 3, 2008
Default, Food, Illinois, On the phone, Train, Weirdness, Women

Take That Little Hat Off It, Timmy

Two-year-old: Daddy, do I have a penis?
Father: Yes, you do.
Two-year-old: Ha ha! Silly penis.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 26, 2008
Dads, Default, Guys, Illinois, Insults, Kids, Penis, Questions

Couple More Explosions Would've Done It for Me

Woman in her fifties, walking out of Brideshead Revisited: It was okay.
Husband: Yeah.
Woman: It's no Wall-E, but it was okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on September 22, 2008
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Hubbies, Illinois, Movies, Women