Illinois

You Know the Coolness Police Aren't Real, Right?

Chick: My sister has a 4.0 GPA, but that doesn't mean anything when you've got a criminal record.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on August 8, 2008
Bragging, Chicks, Crimes, Default, Education, Illinois, Stupidity

But If Enough Rain Builds Up, You Can Watch Me Walk on Water

Angry traveler: The flight’s canceled because of weather?!? Can’t you do something?
Airline counter man: Ma’am, despite my godlike appearance, I cannot control the weather.

O’Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: He’s not so Godlike

Posted on July 25, 2008
Airports & flights, Beauty, Bragging, Compliments, Default, Employees, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Weather, Women

Eddie Found Dad’s Stash of Bullwinkle Porn

Very serious little boy: I don’t think a moose and a human should kiss.

Library
Chicago Suburbs, Illinois

Posted on July 20, 2008
Animals, Default, Illinois, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Kink, Weirdness

Karma Chameleon’s a Bitch

Girl #1: I bet she has scabies.
Girl #2: Yeah, probably.
Girl #1: Actually, I’m not sure I know what scabies is.
Girl #2: Well, if you can get it from a lizard she probably has it.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 19, 2008
Default, Friends, Girls, Illinois, Insults, STDs, Words