Couple More Explosions Would've Done It for Me

Woman in her fifties, walking out of Brideshead Revisited: It was okay.
Husband: Yeah.
Woman: It's no Wall-E, but it was okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on September 22, 2008
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Hubbies, Illinois, Movies, Women

If Golden Girls Had Been a Cable Show

60-something daughter: Mother, your hair looks like crap. You cannot wear your hair like that on Easter.
80-something mother: I do not give a rat's ass what my hair has to do with it. What does Easter have to do with it?
6o-something daughter: Mother! You are going to hell for saying that!
80-something mother: I'm going to hell for saying “Easter”?
60-something daughter: No, mother, for saying “ass”! For saying “ass” on Easter!
80-something mother: Oh, hell, really? Well, most of my family's going to hell anyway, so Easter ass, Easter ass, Easter ass, Easter ass! So, there! Happy?

Grandma's house
Illinois

Posted on September 22, 2008
Christianity, Default, Hair, Holidays, Illinois, Insults, Moms, Old folks, Questions, Women, Words

The Oft-Forgotten Second Lyric to “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

Drunk girl: I hear Michael Caine peeing!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 4, 2008
About celebrities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Illinois, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

You Know the Coolness Police Aren't Real, Right?

Chick: My sister has a 4.0 GPA, but that doesn't mean anything when you've got a criminal record.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on August 8, 2008
Bragging, Chicks, Crimes, Default, Education, Illinois, Stupidity