Little girl to mother, pointing at a picture of Ronald McDonald: Look, Mommy — they put lipstick on George Washington!
McDonald’s
Jackson, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lydia
Little girl to mother, pointing at a picture of Ronald McDonald: Look, Mommy — they put lipstick on George Washington!
McDonald’s
Jackson, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lydia
Drunk girl: Passing out when you’re drunk is so much better than having sex when you’re sober.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTON
Eleventh grade Health teacher: Sigmund Freud did a lot of studies on that.
Jock: Wait, he was the lion tamer, right?
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: Siegfried & Roy
College girl: I’m not weird. I just don’t like hugs or blowjobs.
Hippie guy: I don’t understand — how do you greet people?
Rutgers University Student Center
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Hot chick: That’s the dude that was in my oven at three a.m.!
NJ Transit station
New Jersey
Preggers: My baby’s gettin’ the bottle. Ain’t no baby suckin’ on these titties — that ain’t what they’re for…
Hamilton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Um, that IS what they’re for
Professor: What song do you think represents your generation? Come on, it can be anything. It can be derogatory, it can call women hos — I don’t care.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTAN
30-something man to 30-something woman: So, have you ever tried milk of magnesia?
Newark, New Jersey
Overheard by: why_would_u_ask_that
Old man: You got bats in your belfry?
Jaded 20-something: Yeah, I don't know what I've got in my belfry…
Jersey City, New Jersey
Guy on phone: Hold on a minute, I just have to cut something off my daughter…
Jersey City, New Jersey
