Woman leaving voice mail: Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I ate an entire bag of salad last night for dinner. Um…it was like three servings. Okay, call me later.
Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Patrick
Woman leaving voice mail: Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I ate an entire bag of salad last night for dinner. Um…it was like three servings. Okay, call me later.
Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Patrick
Guy on cell: Yeah, I haven't decided yet if camels are enough like horses for them to scare the crap out of me to ride.
Gaithersburg, Maryland
Overheard by: I never knew he was afraid of horses!
Woman on phone: No dad, the Democratic congress is probably not affecting the cancer rate. No, a Democratic president will probably not make cancer rates worse.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/348841951/id-like-to-hear-his-theory.html
Overheard by: me!
Girl on cell: So, did I tell you? I got fired from my job. (pause) Yeah, I guess I'm not a very good gay and lesbian promoter. (pause) Well I'm not gay, so maybe that had something to do with it. (pause) Oh, didn't you hear? I got kicked out of my apartment last week, too. (pause) Yeah, it's gay.
Redline MAX
Portland, OR
Overheard by: Gus
Suit on cell: That's why I love Alabama. It's really hard to get arrested for doing stupid stuff.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
