On the phone

People With No Boundaries Aren't Quite Sure When They're Having Sex

Girl in stall (yelling on cell): Oh, my god. Do you really have herpes? That's contagious, right? Should I get tested?
(flush of toilet)
Friend's voice on speakerphone: Am I on speakerphone in the bathroom?
Girl in stall: Yeah, I'm just peeing. So should I get tested?
Friend: I'm not talking about this on speakerphone.
Girl in stall: Okay, it's off… Oh, so you can only get herpes through sex?

Public Bathroom
Kent State University, Ohio

Overheard by: Laureen

Posted on September 9, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Ohio, On the phone, Pee, Questions, Restroom, Sexuality, STDs

He's Like, “Could You Point That Shotgun Away from Me?”

Man on cell: So I told the guy, “Your current girlfriend is my wife.”

Mall
Savannah, Georgia

Posted on September 7, 2008
Default, Georgia, Guys, Infidelity, Malls, On the phone, Relationships

If I Wish to Maintain My Identity As Mr. Clean

Man on cell: I guess I'm just going to have to scrub my legs.

Lafayette, Louisiana

Overheard by: Kristin

Posted on August 1, 2008
Body parts, Default, Guys, Louisiana, On the phone, Words

If I Show Up Late, They'll Devour Me After Intercourse

Man on cell: Hey man! Sorry I couldn't make it, I've got tons of widows waiting on me!

Eccles Tennis center
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Brittni

Posted on July 30, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Utah, Weirdness

Do You Move When You Have Sex With Her?

Guy on phone: Does she move when you have sex with her? Maybe that's the problem.

University Park, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Bill

Posted on July 27, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Weirdness