Philosophy

Guy: Who needs insight when you've got a Brazilian?

Moncton
New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Girl with ponytail poof: He said I'm a stereotype, not an individual.
Blonde friends: That is so gay.

College, Tacoma

Overheard by: Kai

Professor: We're so obsessed about wasting time. But where does the time go when it's wasted?

San Diego, California

Woman in suede coat with shearling trim: They put greater value on a human life than on an animal's. Terrible.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins

Professor: We think imperfectly. If you think you think perfectly… well, just talk to god.

University of Tulsa, Oklahoma

Professor: I make no sense to myself, I’m surprised I know my own name. Why? Because life sucks. But I have a nice jacket!

Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Little boy: This is boring!
Mom: You know what? Life is boring if you make it that way.

Katonah Train Station
New York City, New York

Overheard by: lisa