Queer to date: Do you have a fist up your ass?
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
Queer to date: Do you have a fist up your ass?
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
Redhead gay in short shorts: Did you ever imagine yourself falling in love with a ginger vegetarian?
Smoking gay in short shorts (taking drag from cigarette): Not in a million years.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355863076/i-love-them-2.html
Overheard by: Ian
Queer #1: I saw this guy here yesterday who looked super familiar, and I couldn’t remember from where…
Queer #2: Oh, yeah?
Queer #1: Well, finally I just gave up and walked over there and said, ‘Hey, you look familiar. Didn’t we have sex before?’
Queer #2: Oh, yeah?
Queer #1: He didn’t answer, but I’m totally right about it. I think he was with his girlfriend or something, too, so maybe that’s why.
Abbey Coffeehouse
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: can i use that as a pickup line?
Queer: You're a virgin!?
Girl: Yeah.
Queer: How do you sleep at night?
Girl: I really don't, I stay up all night dreaming about sex and pleasuring myself.
Queer: I want to be a virgin too!
San Diego, California
Queer #1: Is that pastrami? That was the best pastrami I’ve ever had.
Queer #2: Did you just ejaculate confetti?
Maryland and Euclid Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
Boyfriend to boyfriend: Yesterday Hughes came over and, well, exploded my brain, basically. I was like “ahh!”
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: laughing on the inside
Queer guy to queer friend: I’ll be the monkey if you’ll be the old lady.
Melbourne
Australia
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/127773.html
Queer: Oh my god, did you see Andy in that hat?
Fag hag: Yeah!
Queer: Doesn’t he know that a cowboy hat that big is an unequivocal call for anal sex?
New Haven, Connecticut
Lesbian: … So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can’t be trusted.
Border’s
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Protogarrett
