Race

Bimbette: There was racism because when the English were being mean to the Irish people.
Dude: Ummm, English and Irish people are both Caucasian. Technically, they’re the same race.
Bimbette: No, Irish people have red hair.
Inattentive TA: That’s an interesting point.

Overheard at York
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Teacher to Chinese boy who twisted his pen: How in the bloody hell did you do that?
Students: [Laugh and all try twisting.]Chinese girl: I can’t do it.
Teacher: But you’re Asian.

Social Studies class, High school
Connecticut

Jamaican father to crying son: Stop make a big-ass scene like some white boy!

Montreal
Canadia

Girl in next aisle: Spanish doctor, pregnant nurse! Oh, snap!

Barnes & Noble
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania

Former roommate: Arabs smell good… No, I don't talk to stinky Arabs. All my Arab friends smell fantastic.

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Hot, black female nerd on phone: No, I don't need you to explain to me why Batman can't be Asian. That's a conversation we only need to have once.

Connecticut

Overheard by: Bruce Lee Wayne

White guy with dreadlocks: I don't even know how many penises and swastikas are drawn on him. It's ridiculous! (walks by a parked pickup truck, reaches in the window, and honks the horn) Horn works!
Owner of the truck: What the hell?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Felicity

White Russian guy with slight accent: Something tells me my first born won't be white. That something is my penis.

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: The Sauce

Girl: There will be a beautiful rainbow of racial harmony coming out of my vagina.

Aurora, Colorado

College chick: Oh my god! Girls are, like, so racist.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Jackie