Race

White mother to teen daughters after black family walks by: I’m so glad you two aren’t black! Then I’d have to put all those little beads in your hair and–well I’m just really glad.

Versailles, Kentucky

Lady suit on cell: Yeah, I wanna just have wild, heathen sex sometime… Well, he is black…

Panera Bread
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: kat

Student: This morning I watched Walker, Texas Ranger. They're always going around talking to Native Americans.
Professor: That's good.

Decorah, Iowa

Black girl, after seeing renaissance a cappella group rehearsing: White people be doing the most ridiculous things! No offense…

Williams College
Williamstown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: None taken

Girl #1: One time, this Colombian dude was hitting on me…
Girl #2, interrupting: What? Like from Columbia, Missouri?
Girl #1: No. This country–he was like Arab or something.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: A.

Chick: I should write children's books based on those stories: the volleyball girl with bad luck, and the girl with the feet of a black man.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Woman: Everyone's been asking me why I didn't bring my boyfriend!
Man: Why didn't you bring him? Too many Jews?

Woodstock, New York

Overheard by: Becca

British lady: My, look at that — they’ve cast a black man as Othello…

Othello performance, Stratford Festival Theatre
Canadia

Blonde #1: Woaaaaah!
Blonde #2: What?
Blonde #1: Look! A black guy!
Blonde #2: Woaaah!

Valencia Mall, California

Overheard by: Tim

20-something girl on cell: I'm sunburnt, drunk, and Asian, so why not? Why not?

The Wildcat Lounge
Santa Barbara, California