Porn-'stached scuzzball: I mean, if you ever, like, masturbated, you'd know that smell.
Robinson, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: And I Go To College With You??
Porn-'stached scuzzball: I mean, if you ever, like, masturbated, you'd know that smell.
Robinson, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: And I Go To College With You??
Woman exiting ladies' bathroom: It smells like a hundred men showered in there!
Humboldt
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Pained 20-something woman: Ouch! I hit myself in my already sore crotch with my overly heavy purse.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/leaving_women_everywhere_baffl.html
Overheard by: Dan
Hallmark salesgirl: My stomach really hurts.
Queer: Does your face hurt too?
Hallmark salesgirl (long pause): Oh my god, gross!
McLean, Virginia
Drunk #1: It is loud in here.
Drunk #2: No, it isn't.
Drunk #1: Well, you aren't sitting over here.
Drunk #2: What?
Olathe, Kansas
Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.
Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia
Short girl #1: Mormons are like, on a mission, you know?
Short girl #2: And they smell bad!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Savannah
Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.
Pemberton, BC
Canadia
Overheard by: Ben
Production assistant on film set: This gaffer's tape just doesn't taste good.
Berkeley, California
Overheard by: bond
