This Concludes Our Oral Report

Short girl #1: Mormons are like, on a mission, you know?
Short girl #2: And they smell bad!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Savannah

Posted on October 10, 2008
Christianity, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sensory experiences

For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures

Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.

Pemberton, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

Must Be the Sugar-Free Kind

Production assistant on film set: This gaffer's tape just doesn't taste good.

Berkeley, California

Overheard by: bond

Posted on September 10, 2008
California, Default, Employees, Sensory experiences

Made HimThink Twice About Becoming a Woman

Woman #1: My boss shaves his legs.
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: His legs, his back, his chest, everything. All guys do it now.
Woman #2: That's so weird. My son asked me to wax his chest because he said girls don't like hairy chests.
Woman #1: How much hair could a 14-year-old have?
Woman #2: Actually, a lot.
Woman #1: He's going to be really hairy when he's older.
Woman #2: Fortunately not on his back yet. So anyway–don't tell anybody I told you this. You're sworn to secrecy–I told him I wouldn't wax him, but I went out and bought some Nair and put it on him, and it worked. But the next morning, he was in such pain–his chest was all inflamed. He said he would never do it again.

Women's Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: I always eavesdrop on these two