Are You Sure It's Not Just a Rash from the Sequins and Feathers?

Guy: Did you see his hickie? It's huge!
Girl: He has a hickie? But I thought he was gay!

Avenue of the Stars
Century City, California

Posted on December 2, 2014
California, Default, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Stupidity

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About American Politics But Were Afraid to Ask

Guy #1: So I signed up for the Republican Club.
Guy #2: But you're not Republican, are you?
Guy #1: No, but this guy was wearing a shirt I really liked. I just want the shirt.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/12/i-supported-bush-and-all-i-got-was-a-struggling-economy-and-this-shirt/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 27, 2014
Clothing, Guys, Overheard at McGill, Politics, Stupidity

The “Trick Question” on the C.I.A. Exam

Guy: I'm thinking of doing heroin, but just once. Do you think that's cool?

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/10/king-of-wise-decisions.html

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on November 26, 2014
Drugs, Fashion, Guys, Overheard Lines, Stupidity

You'd Best Not Be Bringing That Bag to Our Next Orgy!

Sorority girl #1: That whore stole my coach bag!
Sorority girl #2: Did you call her out on it?
Sorority girl #1: Well, no, it wasn't actually mine yet, but I told her that I was going to get that one like a week ago, and now she's carrying it. (walks past coach girl, who has iPod headphones in one ear, phone up to other ear) Whore!

Central Michigan University

Overheard by: Central Girl

Posted on November 25, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Fashion, Insults, Michigan, Sorority types, Stupidity

It'll Go Great with Your Whine

Mother to toddler son, looking at cheese display: Look, charlie, Gruyere! Can you say “Gruyere”?

Whole Foods
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: GruyereLover

Posted on November 24, 2014
Food, Georgia, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Stupidity, Words

Why Doesn't He Just Get That Swastika-Shaped Mole Removed?

Woman: Everyone's been asking me why I didn't bring my boyfriend!
Man: Why didn't you bring him? Too many Jews?

Woodstock, New York

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on November 23, 2014
Guys, New York, Questions, Race, Relationships, Stupidity, Women

I Think Deep Down I Knew I Would Vomit on Him

Girl: This guy was really rude and annoying, so I decided to make out with him… I was really drunk and somehow that made sense.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2006/11/logic-201-drunken-logic.html

Posted on November 23, 2014
Chicks, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Overheard at Loyola, Stupidity

Which Is Why Jurors Can Relate to Them

Evidence professor: You really have no idea how stupid criminal defendants are. Imagine the stupidest person you went to high school with. Now, imagine a person that your stupid high school buddy would consider stupid. That’s your criminal defendant.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/hey-i-know-that-guy.html

Overheard by: kw

Posted on November 23, 2014
Insults, Overheard in Law School, Stupidity, Teachers

Golden Showers Count As “Animal,” Right?

Mid-20s girl: So, I’ve been a vegetarian for about six years now and I’m trying to phase out all animal products.
Mid-40s woman: Oh, I could never be a vegetarian, I’d die. I like my potatoes too much.
Mid-20s girl: Umm… Potatoes are vegetables.
Mid-40s woman: Yeah, I guess you’re right. But I mean like peas and stuff.

Kokomo, Indiana

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on November 20, 2014
Animals, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Food, Fruit, Girls, Idiots, Indiana, Stupidity, Weirdness, Women

Senator Obama's Primary Obstacle

Blonde #1: Woaaaaah!
Blonde #2: What?
Blonde #1: Look! A black guy!
Blonde #2: Woaaah!

Valencia Mall, California

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on November 20, 2014
California, Default, Girls, Malls, Race, Stupidity, Weirdness

Stupidity