Young boy: Dad, what does this say?
Father: What do you think it says? It says, ‘Irish.’
Young boy: What’s that?
Father: Irish are little, short people.
Thousand Oaks, California
Young boy: Dad, what does this say?
Father: What do you think it says? It says, ‘Irish.’
Young boy: What’s that?
Father: Irish are little, short people.
Thousand Oaks, California
Girl: Look, there’s a small dog coming this way!
Guy: It’s not small, it’s far away.
Serbia
Bimbette #1: Can you get pregnant from giving head?
Bimbette #2: No, dumbass! Your saliva kills it before it gets to your uterus.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/i_guess_everyone_has_given_up.html
Overheard by: I wish I were joe mauer so I could get girls like this
Girl: Isn’t that called ‘sodomy’? Or is that when you shit on someone?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/arent-they-one-and-same-girl-isnt-that.html
Overheard by: tracey
Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we’re, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh…
Girl #1: And then I go, ‘What’s your name?’ And I think he said something, but I was like, ‘Whatever.’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: alex b.
Sorostitute: Hey, you guys, can police just, like, pull cars over?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: pineapple girl
Bimbette: There was racism because when the English were being mean to the Irish people.
Dude: Ummm, English and Irish people are both Caucasian. Technically, they’re the same race.
Bimbette: No, Irish people have red hair.
Inattentive TA: That’s an interesting point.
Overheard at York
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/
Eleventh grade Health teacher: Sigmund Freud did a lot of studies on that.
Jock: Wait, he was the lion tamer, right?
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: Siegfried & Roy
Chick: You live on a farm? In New Hampshire?! I went to New Hampshire and I didn’t think they had, like, farms!
Dude: Where did you go in New Hampshire?
Chick: PETCO.
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy #1: Who’s Ian Gillan?
Guy #2: You know, the guy in Deep Purple? He was also in Jesus Christ Superstore.
Long Beach
