Fine arts teacher: Michelangelo and Donatello. They were both brilliant, they were both homosexual, they were both… Both…
Girl: Ninja turtles!
Ohio
Thug #1: New England is a state!
Thug #2: New England is a country!
Thug #1: Naw, it’s a state. You know — New York, New Jersey, New England!
Thug #3: You both crazy. New England is a city! It got an NFL team — the New England Patriots!
Thug #1: Naw, man, they sometimes be namin’ teams after states, like Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks…
Thug #3: Hmmm… You right. Oh! Maybe New England be both a city and a state, like New York, New York! New England, New England!
Thug #1: That gotta be it. I knows New England is a state…
Mall pizza place
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: Snoopy
Sororitard: I mean, he has, like, clinical depression. That’s like breaking your arm. It’s, like, hereditary.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: dek
Dude: I’m the kind of person who does what I do.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-do-you-do.html
Overheard by: Bob
Skater punk: Wait — uterus like the planet, or in your body?
San Francisco, California
Young boy: Dad, what does this say?
Father: What do you think it says? It says, ‘Irish.’
Young boy: What’s that?
Father: Irish are little, short people.
Thousand Oaks, California
Girl: Look, there’s a small dog coming this way!
Guy: It’s not small, it’s far away.
Serbia
Bimbette #1: Can you get pregnant from giving head?
Bimbette #2: No, dumbass! Your saliva kills it before it gets to your uterus.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/i_guess_everyone_has_given_up.html
Overheard by: I wish I were joe mauer so I could get girls like this
Girl: Isn’t that called ‘sodomy’? Or is that when you shit on someone?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/arent-they-one-and-same-girl-isnt-that.html
Overheard by: tracey
Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we’re, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh…
Girl #1: And then I go, ‘What’s your name?’ And I think he said something, but I was like, ‘Whatever.’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: alex b.
