Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’
West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Kelsey
Drunk girl: I have an amazing vagina.
Bartender: Is it an innie or an outie?
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: abby
Student: I never talked about vaginas nearly this much until I came to Smith.
Cushing/Emerson dining hall, Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts
First year girl: I wouldn’t let my mom kiss me goodnight if I had a vagina for a nose, anyways.
Queen’s University
Ontario
Canadia
Drunk man: I just really want a fucking vagina!
Drunk woman: Like sparkly pink neon!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/437402503/what-the-world-would-look-like-without-encyclopedias.html
Overheard by: I'm sure you do
Drunk #1: I'm telling you man, these fucking guys raped a fish.
Drunk #2: What fucking guys?
Drunk #1: In Africa. They raped a fish. That's why the fish have to wear condoms, so they don't have fish babies with bulging human eyes.
Drunk #3: How the fuck did we get from talking about his (gestures towards drunk #2) sister's hairy vulva to fish rape?
Drunk #4: How the fuck would you even rape a fish anyway?
Drunk #1: Gut it and wank with its corpse?
Drunk #2, knowingly: Or freeze it and push it up your arse.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Guy#1: I just don't like shaved vaginas. They creep me out. I got down there and I was like “Oh”!
Guy#2: Yeah, you have the prickle factor.
Guy#1: There was no prickle factor…
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Josh
EMS instructor, about female reproductive system: Backing away from this now… We don't want to get too deep into it.
Bergen County SMS Academy
New Jersey
Overheard by: Emt student
