Edna Krabappel Really Needs a Man

Teacher: These are the most… sensual… shells and peppers… that I have ever seen.

Ithaca, New York

Posted on February 4, 2010
Food, New York, Teachers, Weirdness

Clearly, It's Unforgettable

Girl: Hey, do you remember that show The Littlest Hobo?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: That's all. I just wanted to remind you of it.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on February 4, 2010
Canadia, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Questions, TV shows, Weirdness

And You Do, Ashley?

Black clerk: You have no idea what it's like to be a black man and be coughed on.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/08/clerk-at-cala-foods.html

Overheard by: lesly

Posted on February 1, 2010
Black people, Feelings, Overheard Lines, Weirdness

At Least Call It the “Cocktagon,” Dude.

Tipsy guy to friend: Of course I have a nickname for my penis. I call it “the octagon.”

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Sick Fatty

Posted on January 29, 2010
Canadia, Drunks, Guys, Names, Penis, Weirdness

I Was Hoping to Avoid the Disney Store

Queer: I told you they wouldn't have nipple stars!
Girl: Why the hell would they not have nipple stars? It's a hot topic, they should have nipple stars!

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Shopper

Posted on January 24, 2010
Fashion, Girls, Nipples, Ohio, Queers, Undies, Weirdness

Judging from the Residue I Discovered on One Of Your Quizzes

Professor: Here you are, every day, sitting in this little cave which is evolutionary very stupid. You're not reproducing while you are in here. You aren't even trying to… Well, maybe that's not true.

Psychiatric Physiology Class
Pomona, California

Overheard by: Whats He talking about again???

Posted on January 12, 2010
California, Class, Education, Science, Sex, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

Some Biology Teachers Really Know How to Make Learning Fun

Girl wearing “save a horse, ride a bride” t-shirt, during bachelorette party: I loved the penis toss!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Kevin Gordish

Posted on January 10, 2010
Girls, Indiana, Penis, Sex, Weirdness

Geeks and Sexual Experimentation Are Often a Perilous Combo

Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!

Cabra Dominican College
Australia

Posted on January 8, 2010
Ass, Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Science, Students, Weirdness

I Don't Remember the Plot Of Of Mice and Men Going Quite That Way

Teacher: So, he gets this chick to marry him and she leaves her princess life in wherever, and now he's dreaming about mud!

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on January 7, 2010
Education, Family ties, Missouri, Teachers, Weirdness

Trust Me– I Saw It on Ellen.

Nurse: We had the father bless the house when we moved in, but weird stuff keeps happening. I don't think the spirits are happy.
Secretary: Happy? You need the priest to exorcise your house! You want the spirits to be gone, not just happy!

Hospital
Burlingame, California

Overheard by: Just here for the paycheck

Posted on January 6, 2010
California, Doctor's office, Employees, Happiness, Magic, Nurses, Religion, Weirdness, Wishes

Weirdness