Weirdness

Man handing out pamphlets to white women: You two don't look like you're racist!

Kenmore Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: anonymous

Boy #1 to boy #2, who is moving his chair: What the fuck are you doing?
Boy #2: I'm moving you out of the way so I can get by.
Boy #1: What? You could've just asked me to move.
Boy #2: Yeah, but I was trying to save you from having to do anything. Don't worry, I was gonna put you back.
Boy #1: Okay.
Boy #2: I hate when people move me and don't put me back.

Student Center, WCC
Valhalla, New York

Overheard by: Princess Diana

Girl #1: I want to have sex with that duck.
Girl #2: Shut up!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/ducks.html

Overheard by: io

30-something: This is my first time sitting at a table!

North Adams, Massachusetts

Overheard by: little miss spy

Dude: How did I get dog food in my screw hole?

Tucson, Arizona

Little boy throwing fit: I've never had dessert in my life! I don't even know what it tastes like!

Outside Cookie Store
Kingsport, Tennessee

Child of privileged hipster: I'm into capitalism too. Just not, like, evil capitalism.

Oakland, California

Scruffy, hurried foreman with clipboard, on Bluetooth: It's the elephants. You've got to dial in the elephants. It's interfering with your microphone!

Financial District
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: PerplexedPachyderm

Girl #1: Are you Jane Jones*?
Girl #2: Yes.
Girl #1: I'm you're math tutor, nice to meet you.
Girl #2: Oh, you're cute! I could totally date you, but I'm not a lesbian.
Girl #1: Thanks! I could date you too, but I'm straight, and I have a boyfriend.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Tsunoba

Girl, looking at floor to ceiling windows in apartments: I love looking at these to see if I can see people.
Guy: There's someone.
Girl: Are they naked? It's not fun unless they're naked.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Cassie