Very serious little boy: I don’t think a moose and a human should kiss.
Library
Chicago Suburbs, Illinois
Very serious little boy: I don’t think a moose and a human should kiss.
Library
Chicago Suburbs, Illinois
Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!
Aurora, Colorado
20-something guy with ridiculous hair cut: Like, I’m not saying that mother earth isn’t my priority, because like she totally is, I’m just saying that I’m not going to like let her run my life. At the end of the day.
8th & Chestnut
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl: I really don’t know why I have such an unhealthy obsession with lesbians.
Bakersfield, California
College student to friend: Scott* is so funny. Like, last night, he was looking at his penis…
University of Delaware
Guy, mournfully: And then I go in and Colin is sitting there, taking shots of vodka by himself, in that pink dress…
Girl, nonplussed: Again?
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: archie
Loud white ghetto guy on cell: Dude, I’m at Target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal-Mart. (pause) Oh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/298723208/this-guy-knows-how-to-have-fun.html
Overheard by: gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…
20-something guy at baseball game: My nipples are bleeding because of her. She deserves it.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/309168160/what-is-payback-for-bloody-nipples.html
Overheard by: 5 rows up
Teenager #1: My parents would never let me wear that out of the house.
Teenager #2: My dad’s a freak. He likes to see me half-naked.
Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois
