Guy to another: Dude… just use Viagra.
School hallway
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Phoenix
Guy to another: Dude… just use Viagra.
School hallway
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Phoenix
Four-year-old girl: Mommy, I really think you’re over-analyzing this.
Dallas, Texas
Scottish woman to bald Brit: If you get her number, I’m buying you a bed-in-a-bag.
Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Old teacher, petting student’s hair: Your hair is so pretty. When you graduate, you should donate it to the blind.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Shakananananawanda
Guy #1: You gotta clean yo’ fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin’ crack, you clean yo’ toes up nice, too!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/clean-and-sober.html
Girl on cell: … And don’t let her dress you in drag — she likes doing that.
Asheville, North Carolina
Computer science kid on phone: No, do the balls first, then the walls… Yes, the balls — do the balls. No, not walls first… Balls! Do balls first! Then you can check to see if they get moved and get larger. Yes, you want large balls, so do the balls first!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: probablysaiditall
Surgeon #1: … So I told him, ‘If you just stop putting it in your ass, you won’t have that problem!’
Surgeon #2: Yeah.
Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Frustrated brunette: I just wish he would leave me alone! He’s always following me!
Friend #1: I know. I’m sorry, sweetie.
Frustrated brunette: What can I do? Maybe I can change the way I look so he won’t recognize me.
Friend #2, after long pause: You could cut off your legs!
Ithaca College
New York
Overheard by: LadyDisdain
Police helicopter hovering with spotlight on suspect, over loudspeaker: Stop running. You can’t get away. Just give yourself up. Stop running… No, don’t go in the water. You won’t make it across. No, don’t– Yeah, it’s fucking cold, isn’t it, dumbass? Just get out of the water!
American River Parkway
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Ree
