Australia

Girl #1: Oh, Kill Bill is on this week!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I wanna watch that. I think I'd really like it. I really like martial arts films.
(pause)
Girl #1: So, is Bill the name of the guy she wants to kill?
Girl #2, incredulous: Uh-huh.

Perth
Australia

Preschool boy: Can I play with you?
Preschool girl: Come near me and I'll stab you.

Playground
New South Wales
Australia

Overheard by: courtney

20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!

University
Queensland
Australia

Overheard by: how many times

Lecturer: I don't know, a horny Frenchman made this up.

Chemistry Lecture
University of Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: laura

Drunk guy to friend: And it was like a mini-orgasm. I swear, it was the best pee ever.

Monash University Dorms
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Australian L

Really stoned girl: Oh god, my first relationship was horrible. It was just six weeks of me being scared of his genitals.

Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Boffins

Old bearded man with Eastern European accent: The cost of blood is really going up.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Sophie

Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We're… (dodges car) We're running into traffic.

Melbourne
Australia

Teenage girl to friend: You're pretty fucked up too. (pause) No, I mean in a positive way!

Melbourne
Australia

Lecturer: No, seriously! I promise I won't talk about poo next week!

Perth
Australia

Overheard by: ellie.