Remember When Ted Danson Tried That at Whoopi's Roast?

Guy #1: Dude, you really need to end your obsession with black face, it's offensive.
Guy #2: Hell no, I'm bringing it back!

Fullerton, California

Posted on April 1, 2010
California, Guys, Race, Stupidity

…Oh Shoot, I Ruined the Surprise.

Young lady with English accent, on cell: I told you I was going to be home in 15 minutes. (pause) I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you in the eye with a fork.

Chico, California

Overheard by: xfleshxwoundx

Posted on April 1, 2010
California, Foreigners, On the phone, Threats, Time Management, Violence

I Think I Had This Roommate…

Scruffy 20-something guy on cell: I don't care what you do, just leave my fucking rats alone!

Eureka, California

Overheard by: Barry Evans

Posted on March 25, 2010
Animals, California, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Insults, On the phone

If an American Had Written Lolita

Bro #1: Dude, the best deep throat I ever got.
Bro #2: Yeah, dude, does her mom mind?
Bro #1: Yeah, but just cause she's 14, though. Whatever. I'll just find me a better bitch.

San Diego, California

Posted on March 24, 2010
BJs, California, Guys, Insults

Like Medical Marijuana

16-year-old girl #1: What's Zionism?
16-year-old girl #2: The belief that Jewish people should be able to have a homeland in Israel, I think.
16-year-old girl #1: So it's like a religion?
16-year-old girl #2: No, it's a political movement.
16-year-old girl #1: Wait, so it's a religion?

Sacramento, California