Guy #1: Oh, shit, I almost sat on my nuts! That shit would’ve fucking hurt!
Guy #2: I hate when that happens.
Guy #1: Yeah.
12312 West Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Guy #1: Oh, shit, I almost sat on my nuts! That shit would’ve fucking hurt!
Guy #2: I hate when that happens.
Guy #1: Yeah.
12312 West Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Guy #1: What if Heather was a guy?
Guy #2: If Heather was a guy, then I’d be gay.
Guy #3: If I was a guy, then I’d be gay!
Guy #1: … Wait, what?
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Girl on cell, pushing cart: Well, yeah, but lots of people have mean mothers-in-law.. I don’t think yours is mean just because she has a mullet… Well, we know she wasn’t a lesbian at least four times, or you wouldn’t have a baby-daddy.
Target, Sports Arena Boulevard
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Seriously?
Young boy to mother: Mo-ooom! Enough with the madness!
Zankou Chicken
Burbank, California
Little boy running from small animal exhibit: Come on, Mom, let’s go find something that could eat us!
San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Rasputin
Professor: Facts are doo-doo.
UC Davis
Davis, California
Overheard by: Biology Student
Drunk guy: Man, that girl was so hot, I’d eat her period!
Marina Del Rey, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Girl reading TIME magazine: Do you think Michael Jackson looks kinda hot in this picture?
Friend: No, definitely not.
Girl, after a pause: Yeah, I don’t either.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: bradlea
Midget girl: So, I’m trying to talk to him, but he wouldn’t stop checking out my body, and I’m like, ‘Hello! My eyes are down here.’
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ottsel
Young black dude to white dude: … And don’t ever use Viagra unless you really need it. My balls were itching like crazy.
Modesto, California
Overheard by: Donster
