Chick: So… You know when you were little and you used to leave beer and cookies for Santa?
Palo Alto High School
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: the governor
Chick: So… You know when you were little and you used to leave beer and cookies for Santa?
Palo Alto High School
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: the governor
HS girl: He was killing us, but in a fun way.
Chino High School
Chino, California
Overheard by: yes
Clerk: Hitler was a black man. Did you know that?
Long’s Drugs
Oakland, California
Girl: Dude! Satan is in the store! He’s trying on lingerie.
Victoria’s Secret
Bakersfield, California
Little boy looking at zebra with erection: Mommy, five legs?
Mom: Yes, honey, five legs.
San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Kim and Amy
Guy #1: Oh, shit, I almost sat on my nuts! That shit would’ve fucking hurt!
Guy #2: I hate when that happens.
Guy #1: Yeah.
12312 West Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Guy #1: What if Heather was a guy?
Guy #2: If Heather was a guy, then I’d be gay.
Guy #3: If I was a guy, then I’d be gay!
Guy #1: … Wait, what?
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Girl on cell, pushing cart: Well, yeah, but lots of people have mean mothers-in-law.. I don’t think yours is mean just because she has a mullet… Well, we know she wasn’t a lesbian at least four times, or you wouldn’t have a baby-daddy.
Target, Sports Arena Boulevard
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Seriously?
Young boy to mother: Mo-ooom! Enough with the madness!
Zankou Chicken
Burbank, California
Little boy running from small animal exhibit: Come on, Mom, let’s go find something that could eat us!
San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Rasputin
