Woman #1: I’m kind of bionic like that.
Woman #2: Yeah, it’s like you have a bionic uterus!
Harvard Medical School
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: glad mine’s not bionic
Woman #1: I’m kind of bionic like that.
Woman #2: Yeah, it’s like you have a bionic uterus!
Harvard Medical School
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: glad mine’s not bionic
Chick #1: Hey, how was your weekend?
Chick #2: It was really fun — my wart fell off!
Chick #1: Really? How?
Chick #2: I don’t know! It just fell off. It was the best weekend ever!
Charleston, South Carolina
Skinny teen: Get over here, Uterus!
Pregnant girl: I’m coming!
MITS Bus
Muncie, Indiana
Overheard by: Emma
Girl on date: That’s what I don’t understand about dating — if I really like someone, I’m not going to wait to call them. Like, I would totally call you tomorrow.
Boy on date: [Silence.]Girl on date: Or, you know, whenever…
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Andrea P.
Chick #1: Sometimes when I call a lot of people in a row and no one answers, I wonder if I could be dead and just not know it.
Chick #2: Well, it does happen…
Lafayette, Louisiana
Overheard by: Stephanie
High school girl: Yeah, he’s cute, but in a kind of Lord of the Rings way.
Starbucks, Bloor Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Myrna
Ciggy #1: The time you and I went and bought cigarettes — was that the night you went in a toga?
Ciggy #2: Haha, oh my god, yes! Oh, wait… Was that the lesbian night?
Washington, DC
Girl #1: I don’t really like Kate.
Girl #2: Watch what you say about her — she’s my best friend!
Girl #1: Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize.
Girl #2: Yeah, we’re really close… Except for when she’s being a self-centered bitch.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: That’s what I call loyalty
Chick: Okay, so here’s the story — I don’t know what to do about my crackhead boyfriend. He’s, like, seriously on crack…
Friend: I really think you’re over-thinking everything…
Green line bus, University of Connecticut
Storrs, Connecticut
Girl #1: Well, did you at least say thank you for the ride?
Girl #2, looking at #3: Well, you rode me. What do you say?
Girl #3: I enjoyed the ride!
Central Washington University
Ellensburg, Washington
