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Teen to others: Did you know that Ben Franklin invented the first haunted house?

In Line for Haunted House
Roanoke, Vriginia

Old woman: They don't make that many good movies nowadays.
Young girl: That's not true! Want to order Daddy Day Camp?

Ontario, California

Overheard by: none

Girl to friends: I'm normal when I'm single, but it's like my vagina is a dick-powered crazy machine!

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Herdy

Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty… Don’t you think she’s pretty?
Drunk college guy: I’m not really into cartoons…[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Tough-looking guy with eight-year-old: Don't go over there! Dirty, gross stuff over there, dirty people go there.
Kid, climbing through railing bars: Druggies!
Dad: Don't say that around here! Daddy doesn't want to have to fight anyone.

Chinatown
Downtown Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: al

Girl: Well, if he's okay with handicapped, he'll be okay with crazy.

El Paso, Texas

Girl to another: Woah, that was not me who peed all over that seat. I mean, did you see that girl stumble out? She couldn't even stand up! I mean… and we're the strippers?! Classy.

Camelot Strip Club
Washington, DC

Gay guy: I told them not to have hip-hop night cause a bitch would get cut. And what happened? A bitch got cut!

Outside The Hippo
Mt. Vernon, Mayrland

Preppy Asian chick on cell: I don't care if he's dying. I'm not going to move my car from a parking spot.

University of Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica

Professor: So, first of all, there's the gigantitude of the bong…

North Central Michigan College

Overheard by: Maggie