Physical education teacher, demonstrating the overhead smash in badminton: So I'm gonna find myself in a bad position and Sean is just gonna unload on me.
Monson, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
Physical education teacher, demonstrating the overhead smash in badminton: So I'm gonna find myself in a bad position and Sean is just gonna unload on me.
Monson, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
Blonde in library: Is that how you network? You just make out with people? Cause that's how I thought it worked.
Bellingham, Washington
Hobo #1: Hey, look! It's Roger!
Hobo #2: Who's Roger?
Hobo #1: You know! Bag-o-dirt Roger!
Hobo #2: Oh. Hey, dirtbag!
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
High-school girl: Seriously, it looked like he'd used her neck as a teething ring or something.
Wilmington, Delaware
Dude: You have ovaries of steel.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.
Wal-Mart
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Jeff
Girl in line: I'm getting a Diet Coke, now we can have sex.
California
Overheard by: Randy
Little girl to store employee: Do you remember us?
Employee: Yes, of course I do.
Little girl: Oh, no! Run away! He remembers us!
Mission Viejo Mall
Mission Viejo, California
Guy #1, finding airplane seat: Awwww, man, you're supposed to be a leggy blonde.
Guy #2: Yeah, sorry, I'm just a fat Asian.
LAX Airport
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Matt
