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Incredibly upset woman on cell: This is the Boston fish house all over again!

Panera
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Hazzenkockle

Guy #1: Oh my god, donuts are fried? I thought they were baked.
Guy #2: Bagels are baked.
Guy #1: Is that the only difference between donuts and bagels?

University of Texas at Austin

Girl to friend: I really feel like I am in The Matrix right now.

Downtown Toronto
Canadia

Earnest fellow: And then I watched Scrubs, and then I watched Blade Runner, the movie. And then guess what I did?
Girlfriend: What?
Earnest fellow (proudly): I organized my receipts.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/287115616/sounds-like-a-good-cure-for-insomnia.html

Overheard by: the girls by the elevator.

Professor: What did our founding fathers want? Who cares? They’re dead.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.

Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Katie

Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.

St. Catharine’s
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: J Menz

(little girl): Mommy, why are you fat?
*plane bursts out laughing*.
(mom): You made me fat! But I love you anyway.
(little girl): No … I think just you ate lots of food.

Flight from LA to Seattle

Overheard by: Face

Flirty girl in club, to guy passing by: Hey, handsome, do you like stupid girls?
Guy, not stopping: No.
Flirty girl, looking crestfallen as he walks away: Oh…

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Director, yelling to actor onstage: Getting consistency out of you like is trying to pin a wet noodle on a wildcat's ass!

Central Pennsylvania