Ironically, the Skirt Has a Silver Lining

Girl in uniform: So when I went to pick up my uniform there were no skirts. So my mom was like “My daughter needs bottoms.”
Friend: That sucks!
Girl in uniform: Yeah, the skirt I’m wearing now belongs to this girl who was deported to Trinidad.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Myr

Posted on August 19, 2017
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Education, Feelings, Friends, Geography, Girls, Politics, Teens

I'm Known As the Paul Revere of Gaudy Accessories

Lesbian with terrible tie: I am the vanguard of the revolution.

Cozy Corner Diner & Pancake House
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 17, 2017
Bragging, Default, Illinois, Lesbos, Restaurants

…Your Majesty

Guy to friend: Well, you're from England and she's Canadian, so it probably has something to do with the metric system.

Lexington, Kentucky

Posted on August 13, 2017
Default

Sculpted to Look Like a Hamburger

Vegetarian, pointing to pink thing on her plate: What animal is that?
Waitress: That's a pear.

Mt. Vernon, New York

Overheard by: Deek

Posted on August 11, 2017
Animals, Default, Employees, Fruit, New York, Questions, Restaurants

As Well As a Yumminess Thing

Black girl on one side: We look like an Oreo!
White girl in middle (jokingly): Oh, is that a race thing?
Black girl on the other side: Yes.

Outside Harvard Medical School
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on August 10, 2017
Black people, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Race, Students, Whiteys

If Goldilocks and the Three Bears Had Taken Place in Present-Day Canadia

Guy: Zack wants to come over to your place and drop off some weed, is that okay?
Girl: Yeah, definitely. Just give me some time first so I can screw the tops onto my balsamic vinaigrette really securely.
Guy: Yeah, he'll drink it.

Vancouver
Canadia