Georgia

Disembodied male voice: That is not my ass!

Borders
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Mother to toddler son, looking at cheese display: Look, charlie, Gruyere! Can you say “Gruyere”?

Whole Foods
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: GruyereLover

Guy, seeing a techno dance party: Hey! Are you guys in the circus?
Hippie kid with dreads #1: Fuck no!
Hippie kid with dreads #2: No, we’re Canadian.

Atlanta, Georgia

Lady hobo: Man, you is the biggest crackhead I ever met.
Giant hobo, muttering incoherently: No, man, I ain’t no crackhead. I ain’t no crackhead.
Lady hobo: Nigga, you smoke drywall!

Atlanta, Georgia

Woman on cell: I got a million panty liners. You can line your panties until the end of time!

Georgia

Angry girl to man: No! It was when you pulled down the top of my dress and exposed my breasts to everyone that it became a problem!

North Avenue
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Lisa

Hostess: Hope you all enjoyed your meal tonight!
Woman customer: It was horrible!
Hostess: Okay, well, have a good night!

American Cafe
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Emily

Girl to another: It was a gay bicycle riders' party, complete with gayish celebration music and lots of champagne corks popping. And by the looks of the constant make-out and groping sessions, I'm pretty sure those bottles weren't the only cylindrical things spewing liquids last night.

Atlanta, Georgia

Lesbian, about ex girlfriend: I mean, the only thing liberal about her is she's gay.

Atlanta, Georgia

60-year-old drunk in bar: The only reason I've never tried being gay is because I'm afraid I might like it.

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Overheard by: Me too…