…No Offense If Your Parents Are in Prison, Keisha.

Feminist student, about discussion: No, this is completely wrong! We shouldn't be congratulating men for not having affairs!
Teacher: Yes, that's exactly right! I mean, it's like when we congratulate black people for staying out of prison!
(stunned silence)

Kendrick School
Columbus, Georgia

Overheard by: MJH

Posted on July 27, 2015
Education, Georgia, Infidelity, Race, Students, Teachers

Which Just Means It’s Ripe

Girl on cell: She said that she used her vibrator so much last week, she thought her vagina was going to swell up and fall off.

Walmart
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 21, 2015
Default, Fears, Georgia, Girls, Masturbation, Stores, Vagina, Women

For the Same Reason the Tampon Ads Spare Us the Gory Details

Older woman, watching Viagra tv commercial: Why don't they ever show the guy from the waist down with a big ol' boner?

Airport
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 20, 2015
Airports & flights, Erections, Georgia, Old folks, Penis, Questions, TV shows, Women

Couldn’t I Do That without Getting Married?

Chick to friend: You should marry a fish! Then you can have sex and have mermaid babies!

High school
Marietta, Georgia

Overheard by: me

Posted on July 17, 2015
Advice, Bimbettes, Georgia

Seriously, How Do You People Live There Without Giggling?

Soccer mom: I'm sorry, but if I were your neighbor, I would not share an opossum with you!

Nail Salon
Cumming, Georgia

Posted on July 10, 2015
Animals, Georgia, Gripes, Moms, Weirdness

You Don't Have a Dog, Sir.

Old man: I'll have two scoops of chocolate raspberry truffle in a waffle cone, and a baby cone for my dog. He's the one who made us stop here.

Brusters Ice Cream
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Food, Georgia, Old folks, Stores, Weirdness

At the Time, I Considered a March on Washington.

Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 3, 2015
Crimes, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Movies, Music

Is This Sexual Harassment? Discuss.

Male English teacher to female student: You know, for the last 30 minutes I've been thinking of… The holy city that is your face.

High School
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: ShouldThisBeReported?

Posted on June 27, 2015
Body parts, Compliments, Education, Georgia, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Usually They Just Ask Us to Keep the Blood Splatter to a Minimum

Lady on cell pumping gas): Y'know, even when he picked up the knife, I just didn't expect the cops to get involved…

Shell Gas Station
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Just filling my tank, thanks

Posted on June 27, 2015
Crimes, Default, Georgia, On the phone, Stores, Violence, Women

On the Way Home, She Drove Up on a Curb Going Two Miles an Hour.

Soccer mom who was just given champagne by lady doing her nails: This is my first drink in ten months! Oh my god, I'm buying some of this on my way home!

Nail Salon
Cumming, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Moms, Offers and requests, Women