Georgia

Black kindergartener to white teacher: You know, before you were my teacher, I didn’t know white people could be poor.

Atlanta, Georgia

Thug wannabe: Damn, you see that white girl? She got a magic booty.

Mall
Buford, Georgia

Overheard by: girl with the magical booty

Guy to friend: He had to make a PowerPoint presentation about making PowerPoint presentation. And I had to walk him through it.

Manuel's Tavern
Atlanta, Georgia

Light-skinned black woman: I’m just saying, I’d have been in the home and not in the fields.

Taco Mac
Atlanta, Georgia

Little boy, desperately: I need to get out of here!

Kohl's Fitting Rooms
Georgia

Overheard by: Iris

Kid: Dad, can we get Pop-Tarts?
Ponytail dad: No.
Kid: Why?
Ponytail dad: Because they're… disgustingly poisonous!

Carrollton, Georgia

Overheard by: Kez

Girl in grocery store: Do you eat muffins?
Guy: What?
Girl: Do you eat muffins?
Guy: Is that a trick question?

Athens, Georgia

British lit professor, on gays: I have honestly never seen it rain on a gay person. Never. Not once in my life.

Georgia State Lit Class

20-ish girl on cell: No, he’s not gay! He’s just really, really tall…

Marietta, Georgia

Overheard by: Sidlee

Girl to guy: I think that should be my new catch phrase, “I want my pigeons!” But what does that even mean?
Guy: If we knew that, all the world's problems would be solved.

The Star Bar
Atlanta, Georgia