Professor: Usually people ride donkeys to the top of the mountain because it’s really steep. Afterwards, you can go down on the donkeys, too, if you’d like.
Oglethorpe University
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Caylin
Professor: Usually people ride donkeys to the top of the mountain because it’s really steep. Afterwards, you can go down on the donkeys, too, if you’d like.
Oglethorpe University
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Caylin
Guy : So, I was fooling around with your sister that night at the bar, and she was like–
Friend: –Dude, be careful. She’s probably out of control in bed. You know — sheltered life…
Atlanta, Georgia
Sorority girl: Yeah, he like, totally judges me for having fourteen nipples.
Georgia Tech
Atlanta, Georgia
Normal student: So, it looks like the five of us will go in the Honda Civic. The back seat will be a bit tight.
Skinny student: I’ll sit back there. I’m used to being packed in the back.
College dining hall
Georgia
Overheard by: Still remember
Big black lady spilling drink on herself: Oops, I done baptized myself.
Atlanta, Georgia
Woman: My sister and I slept together in the same bed until we were three. That was when she tried to light the house on fire.
Dalai Lama public speech, Olympic Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Alice
Teen girl to mom: … And that’s why I have a big boyfriend — because I have big tits.
Walmart
Georgia
Burly dude: No, seriously, the thing about anal is it’s warmer, tighter, and you hardly ever get shit on your dick!
High school cafeteria
Lawrenceville, Georgia
Overheard by: we were scared for his tiny girlfriend
