Hipster boy: I mean, yeah, I’d buy it, but I would not have sex with it. I wouldn’t fuck it. I’d just buy it.
Oberlin, Ohio
Hipster boy: I mean, yeah, I’d buy it, but I would not have sex with it. I wouldn’t fuck it. I’d just buy it.
Oberlin, Ohio
Hipster on cell: She’s not ugly, she’s just not leave-your-girlfriend-pretty.
McDonald’s
Morristown, New Jersey
Naked old man: You know, they say you really shouldn’t hang meats anymore.
Fully-clothed hipster: … Really?
YMCA locker room
Chicago, Illinois
Teen hipster on cell: Mom… Mom! I still have the 10 bucks. I did not spend it on drugs… I did not spend it on drugs!
Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: mightbekatrina
Hipster guy to chick: You know, if you drink a lot of Tabasco, your shit will really burn… No, I don’t mean it will hurt. I mean you can light it on fire and it will keep you warm when it’s cold out.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/care_to_present_a_demonstratio.html
Overheard by: hungry muppet
Hipster girl: Haha, that presentation we did in class was kinda strange…
Dude: Yeah, I know, but I just had to say ‘porn.’
Dalseweg
Nijmegen
Holland
Hipster: I mean, come on, get with it. This is the ’90s, man.
Friend: … I don’t think it is.
Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Hipster: Anal leakage is never funny.
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Katie
Smug male hipster law student: I don’t do gender-bending anymore — it almost always leads to bar fights.
Washington College of Law
Washington, DC
Overheard by: If it weren’t for my horse…
