Don’t Crazy Canadians Just Become U.S. Citizens?

Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It’s working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.

15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 11, 2025
Canadia, Compliments, Couples, Default, Hipsters, Memory lane, TV shows

Who Isn’t Discussing the iPhone These Days?

Hipster boy: I mean, yeah, I’d buy it, but I would not have sex with it. I wouldn’t fuck it. I’d just buy it.

Oberlin, Ohio

Posted on September 27, 2025
Gossip, Hipsters, Ohio

On a Good Day, She’s You-Don’t-Have-to-Be-Drunk-Pretty

Hipster on cell: She’s not ugly, she’s just not leave-your-girlfriend-pretty.

McDonald’s
Morristown, New Jersey

Posted on September 25, 2025
Beauty, Gossip, Hipsters, New Jersey

I Mean, Does That Line Ever Work?

Naked old man: You know, they say you really shouldn’t hang meats anymore.
Fully-clothed hipster: … Really?

YMCA locker room
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 25, 2025
Gossip, Hipsters, Illinois, Old folks

We Were Supposed to Do That Together

Teen hipster on cell: Mom… Mom! I still have the 10 bucks. I did not spend it on drugs… I did not spend it on drugs!

Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: mightbekatrina

Posted on September 21, 2025
Drugs, Hipsters, Money, Washington

The Twin Cities Get Ready for Winter

Hipster guy to chick: You know, if you drink a lot of Tabasco, your shit will really burn… No, I don’t mean it will hurt. I mean you can light it on fire and it will keep you warm when it’s cold out.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/care_to_present_a_demonstratio.html

Overheard by: hungry muppet