I’m Contemplating a Few Craft Projects of My Own

Scottish hipster: So, we find him tied to this pole near the railway tracks, stripped and covered with tar.
English hipster: Tar? So, is that easy to get around here?

The Lot
Edinburgh
Scotland

Posted on October 16, 2018
Hipsters, Questions, Scotland

Kids Raised on Sesame Street Often Have That Reaction

(bible thumper holding cross is passing out pamphlets on the street)
Hipster guy, yelling: Yeah! Lower case 't'!

Royal Oak, Michigan

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on August 3, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Michigan, Weirdness, Words

…You Wanna Go to Build-a-Bear?

Roid Rager, angrily: Nobody gives me the finger while I'm driving!
Hipster, calmly: Well, you need to slow down. It's a parking lot.
Roid Rager, enraged: You wanna do something about it?
Hipster: No. I'm not gonna fight you in front of Sears.

Rockaway Mall, New Jersey

Overheard by: Joe Bagodonuts

Posted on June 23, 2018
Gym rats, Hipsters, Insults, Malls, New Jersey, Questions, Threats, Violence, Wishes

“Thank You, Brother Fish, for Feeding Me,” I Said

Hipster to buddies: Look, all I'm saying is, that fish made me feel so special.

Stumptown Coffee
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Addison

Posted on May 20, 2018
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Hipsters, Oregon

But You Can Hold It Over the Kid for Life

Pregnant, tattooed hipster: This is killing me. How can I go without ink for nine months?
Tattooed hipster friend: Oh, I know.

Nevada

Posted on May 19, 2018
Hipsters, Nevada, Preggers, Pregnancy, Tattoos

I Will Accept That As a Promissory Note

Hipster girl: Don’t you dare lick me!
Hipster boy: [Licks her.]Hipster girl: I love you.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on March 1, 2018
Bonding, Hipsters, Licking, Minnesota

Kindly Accept This Sperm As a Token Of My Sincerity

Art school hipster girl, in the middle of different conversation: Oh my god! I got my goddamned hair cut yesterday!
Art school hipster guy: I was gonna say in the car!
(art school hipster girl smiles with crazy eyes and mouth agape)
Art school hipster guy: No, seriously… It is so fresh.

Savannah, Georgia