In a World Where Bald Britney Attacks Parked Cars? Really?

Lady: Um, I want a side salad without the cheese, and–
Burger drone: –No.
Lady: No?
Burger drone: Not without cheese. It comes with cheese.
Lady: I can’t have it without cheese?
Burger drone: There’s no way that could possibly happen.

Burger King, Columbus Drive and Dale Mabry Highway
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Have it your way, if your way is our way, too.

Posted on October 6, 2017
Florida, Food, Idiots

Give or Take

Confused customer: So, how much is this 30-cent gum?
Employee: Um, 25 cents.

http://overheardatthemecca.blogspot.com/

Posted on September 23, 2017
Idiots, Overheard At The Mecca, Stupidity

Midterms?

Guy #1: Dude, the prof is such a bitch!
Guy #2: Yeah, it must’ve been that time of the month for her.
Girl: That is, like, so incredibly sexist! Ugh! [Storms off.]Guy #2: What the hell was that all about?
Guy #1: Must be that time of month for her, too.
Guy #2: For real.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/17/if-this-isnt-funny-its-your-time-of-the-month-too-ok/

Posted on July 19, 2017
Gripes, Idiots, Overheard at McGill

Although McDonald's Menu Is More Like Scat Porn

Cute, hungry 20-something: I love menus, they're like porn.

SEPTA Bus
Philadelhia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by:

Posted on July 16, 2017
Bus, Compare and contrast, Food, Idiots, Pennsylvania, Porn

From Your Belly Button and You: A User’s Guide

Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.

St. Catharine’s
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: J Menz

Posted on June 21, 2017
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Clothes, Default, Idiots, Stupidity, Women

Ever Feel Like We Deserve the Rest of the World’s Contempt?

American tourist #1, approaching Piazza de Michelangelo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the real David?
American tourist #2: No, that’s not the real one. The real one doesn’t have arms.

Florence
Italy

Overheard by: Lex

Posted on January 11, 2017
Idiots, Italy, Stupidity, Tourists

Shit or Smoke Pot?

Woman: What’s the phrase? ‘Get off the pot or shit on the horse’?

Kohl’s dressing room
Brookfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Nik

Posted on July 4, 2016
Connecticut, Idiots, Questions

My Dear Watson, I Believe We've Found Our Culprit.

Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay.

Toronto
Canadia