Idiots

Man: So yeah, the baby is due in July.
Hairdresser: This year?

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Brett

Movie-goer: It was, like, almost orgasmic… without the orgasm.

Nova Cinema
Carlton, Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Hayley

Middle-aged American tourist woman: The rooms here have strange plugs, I simply cannot use my curling iron! This is outrageous… I want to see the manager immediately!

Hotel Restaurant
Munich
Germany

Overheard by: Dru

Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.

Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: robby gigante

Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!

http://zipster.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/overheard-on-the-plane-as-we-were-landing-in-puerto-vallarta/

Overheard by: The Zipster

40-something: No one really knows just what goes into running a chicken farm.

Hebron, Kentucky

Overheard by: Let's Keep It That Way

20-ish girl: Where do you think is the best place to get molested?
Friend: Daycare?

Montana

Dude: Hey, let’s go find a shark and piss on it!

Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sean

Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/301034253/if-i-had-a-nickle.html

Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…

Guy #1: Let’s see Grindhouse.
Guy #2: What’s that about?
Guy #1: Jesus.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/04/because-kurt-russell-is-lord.html