Internet

Man: She said that? She has nude pictures on the internet! How can you compare me to her?

Emergency Room
Westchester, New York

Blonde girl: I did this Facebook quiz the other day: “what kind of drunk are you?' It said that I was a “sexual, entertaining drunk.” It knows me so well!

Melbourne
Australia

Biology professor: Hey, didn’t they discover that process in corals?
Grad student: No, they discovered that in plants.
Biology professor: That’s what I just said!
Grad student: But coral is not a plant.
Biology professor: What? Yes, it is!
Grad student: No, it’s not, it’s an animal!
Biology professor: Since when?
Grad student: Since always — go look it up!
Biology professor, after disappearing for five minutes: Fucking Wikipedia…

3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: How’d you get this job, anyway?

Girl to another: We’ll figure it out. I’ll Facebook your ass or something.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/

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Girl #1: So, did you MapQuest it?
Girl #2: No, we gas-stationed it!

Tyler, Texas

Overheard by: emi

Tutor: Wikipedia is not homework!

University of Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Kiri

Serious philosophy teacher: Captain Crunch has been raped.

High School
Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: clementine

Old lady: Are you able to check the weather in Toronto?
Young guy: No, the internet can't reach that far.
Old lady: Oh.

Windsor
Ontario
Canadia

Girl #1: You should stop meeting guys off the internet so much. They're creepy.
Girl #2: The internet is the best place to meet people. I met a rapist at a job interview, a pimp at the airport, and a pedophile at church.

Norman, Oklahoma

Girl on cell: She feels Facebook ruined their relationship.

Bus
Malmö
Sweden