Let Me Guess– Rainbow Sherbert?

Drunken girl: I don't know, Luke, I'm just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don't like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it… but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn't experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don't know, it just hasn't happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don't rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don't like it? And say, “No, this isn't for me”?
Drunken girl: Let's go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.

Claremont, California

Posted on August 10, 2020
California, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Internet, Questions, Wishes

Wasn't This an Alanis Morissette Song?

Man walking down the street: I ordered a dress online and got a raincoat.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on July 14, 2020
Clothes, Guys, Internet, Pennsylvania, Shopping

Though I Would Advise Against Googling the TA. Shudder

Professor: So I was looking through your online homework and I tried out the first question and I got it wrong. So I suggest you google the answer. You can find anything on google.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Condones This

Posted on June 24, 2020
Advice, Education, Internet, Questions, Teachers, Washington

And Uncle Walter Won’t Stop Poking Me

Distraught sorority girl: My mom won’t accept my friend request on Facebook!
Sisters, collectively: Awwwwww.

Social Psychology Class
Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants

Posted on July 22, 2019
Class, Family ties, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Internet, Offers and requests, Sorority types

That Would Be Like the Government Lying

Sorostitute: But it was on his Facebook! Facebook doesn’t lie!

Textbook return, University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: bunguin

Posted on July 1, 2019
Florida, Internet, Sorority types

Who Knew That Would Ever Turn Out to Be a Bad Idea?

Woman #1: Do you want to become a judge?
Woman #2: No way!
Woman #1: Why not?
Woman #2: I have too many naked photos on the internet out there of me!

Coffee Shop
Salt Lake City

Overheard by: Snazzy

Posted on December 21, 2018
Internet, Jobs & Careers, Porn, Questions, Utah, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

…and Then Sags Down Again

Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Posted on December 2, 2018
Balls, Dancing, Default, Guys, Internet, Overheard at Yale, Weirdness

Ah Well, I'll Always Have Andy Dick.

Guy: Wait, Langston Hughes was gay? Damn, now I gotta take him off my Facebook.

Texas A&M University
College Station, Texas

Posted on December 14, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Internet, Questions, Sexuality, Texas

With “Quantum Physics” at a Close Second

Drunk girl: I love cheese! It's because I eat so much of it, it's my number one interest on Facebook!

Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on November 23, 2017
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Food, Internet, Public transportation

Huh? Can't Talk. Masturbating

Professor, on last day of sex addiction class: I'm putting a website on the board for anyone who's interested in more information on how to become a certified sex addict.
(entire class cheers)
Professor: I meant “sex addiction therapist.”
Student to another: He just spent a whole semester telling us that sex addiction isn't fun. Clearly we didn't catch on.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 8, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Internet, Pennsylvania, Sex, Students, Teachers

Internet