Better Safe Than Sorry

Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?

Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York

Posted on November 17, 2013
New York, On the phone, Questions

The Sweet Valley High Book That Never Made It to Print

Redhead chick: Oh my god, the school year’s almost over!
Greek girl: Yeah! I’m gonna miss all the good times we’ve had!
Redhead chick: Yeah, like the time I woke up and there was a bear in my bed growling at me, and you laughed.
Greek girl: Oh, yeah, and all the one night stands! [Girls sigh.]

Upstate New York high school
New York

Posted on November 17, 2013
Friends, Memory lane, New York, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

… If You’re Unable to Catch Flies with Honey

Encouraging seven-year-old girl to another: You can always use weapons.

Elementary school playground
Mount Vernon, New York

Posted on November 16, 2013
Advice, New York, Should have used a condom

Wish I Could Say the Same for You

Boyfriend: Hey, did you guys go see the camel?
Girlfriend: No, where is it?
Pal: Don’t even bother. It’s so ugly. It looks so out of place… It’s probably thinking, ‘What the hell am I doing in Ithaca?! I could probably be scoring hot camel chicks in Egypt or something.’
Boyfriend: That’s what I think every day.
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Don’t worry, babe, I’m sure he’ll get laid by another loner camel in Ithaca.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html/

Overheard by: willard straight, also dj-mee