What Are You Doing in Community College?

Black guy: Hey! What country you from?
Asian girl: Um… America?
Black guy: You look Chinese.
Asian girl: I am?

Community College
Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on June 29, 2010
Asians, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Illinois, Questions, Race

…According to This Hallmark Card.

Woman #1: Look at that rainbow outside!! It's huge!
Woman #2: I know! It's like when you see a black dick for the first time.

Turlock, California

Posted on June 3, 2010
California, Compare and contrast, Penis, Race, Weather, Women

The Weight Watcher Points Aren't Even Close

Spanish girl to boy: Sleeping with ten niggas ain't the same thing as sleeping with ten white boys!

High School
Pennsylvania

Posted on May 1, 2010
Compare and contrast, Foreigners, Pennsylvania, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex

They Need To– Ever Seen a White Baby?

Asian kid: We don't do a lot of jumping around.
Black kid: Except in the wars, when Chuck Norris has lots of babies.
Asian kid: And white people are marrying everyone.

Babson College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bruce

Posted on April 21, 2010
About celebrities, Asians, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Race, Weirdness

Remember When Ted Danson Tried That at Whoopi's Roast?

Guy #1: Dude, you really need to end your obsession with black face, it's offensive.
Guy #2: Hell no, I'm bringing it back!

Fullerton, California

Posted on April 1, 2010
California, Guys, Race, Stupidity

Good to See Michigan Living Up to Its Reputation

Dorm guy: I said “thanks for the help,” but I should have said, “thanks for the help, asshole, I hope they send you back to China.”

Michigan State University

Posted on March 15, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Guys, Insults, Michigan, Race

If Only There Were a Website That Printed Such Gems…

Guy: I think it's just every guy's fantasy to live with a giant black man and engage in tomfoolery.

Santa Clara University
California

Overheard by: Erin

Posted on February 18, 2010
California, Colleges & Universities, Guys, Race, Weirdness, Wishes

I Always Thought a Zeppoli Was That Big Machine on Ice Rinks

Guy: Yeah, this woman over at the Sun-Times building used to make this focaccia bread for us, it was great. But she was Italian-American though, she didn't know, she didn't even know what a cannoli was!
Friend: What!?
Guy: Yeah! And, like, zeppoli, she didn't know what a zeppoli was either! And those are like the two big things, y'know?
Friend: Oh, man!
Guy: That's what happens! That's what happens when you mix up the blood!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: SOB: Stale Off the Boat