It May Have Returned to Its Birthplace in China to Spawn

Chick #1: I'm gonna have to break down and spring for a land line.
Chick #2: How come?
Chick #1: So I can find my cell phone in my apartment.

Starbucks
San Rafael, California

Overheard by: Where'd I put my coffee?

Posted on September 6, 2008
California, Cell phones, Default, Girls, Restaurants

In South Carolina, Getting a Piece of Tail Involves Surgery

Teenage waitress telling baby boomer male customer her medical issues: Yeah, and I got this tail thing right here. (points at lower back) It looks like I'm growing a tail.

Fatz Cafe
Lexington, South Carolina

Posted on September 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Employees, Restaurants, South Carolina, Teens, Weirdness

I May Also Be Kin to This Cheeseburger

Slightly crazy lady to older man sitting nearby: Hey! You look like my uncle Smitty! Are you kin to me?
Old man, startled: Um, no, I don't think so.
Lady: Well, you never know. I did that genealogy thing and it turns out that I am kin to Pocahontas, Thomas Jefferson and half the men that died at The Alamo.

Dan's Hamburgers
Austin, Texas

Posted on August 20, 2008
Compare and contrast, Crazies, Default, Family ties, Old folks, Pop culture, Questions, Restaurants, Texas, Women

Relationships Have Been Built on Less

Skinny girl to prettier friend: You can't toss him a mercy fuck every time his father dies.

Arby's
Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Gwen West

Posted on August 17, 2008
Advice, Arizona, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Restaurants, Sex

We Don't Make These Up

Annoying daughter: Ewww, don't order broccoli pizza. That's gross!
White trash mom: Smell my armpit.
Annoying daughter: Okay!
White trash mom: Here, smell this one too.

Roma Pizza
Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: grossed out