We Don't Make These Up

Annoying daughter: Ewww, don't order broccoli pizza. That's gross!
White trash mom: Smell my armpit.
Annoying daughter: Okay!
White trash mom: Here, smell this one too.

Roma Pizza
Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: grossed out

Posted on August 13, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Restaurants

Barkeep, Another Hot Toddy for My Toddler!

Hipster girl: I know a couple people who have to wear diapers when they drink!

Old Tavern Bar & Grill
Sacramento, California

Overheard by: kat

Posted on August 12, 2008
Bars & Clubs, California, Drinking & drunks, Hipsters, Pee, Restaurants

Joke’s on You–I’ve Got Some in My Purse

Waitress: What kind of dressing would you like on your salad? We have French, Thousand Island and Italian.
Gorgeous blond: I’ll have Ranch.
Waitress: No.

Glenwood Springs, Colorado

Posted on July 26, 2008
Colorado, Comebacks, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Restaurants, Women

They Tend to Appear at Random, Rather Like Elves.

Girl to friend: Well, I woke up naked, again, with a quesadilla in my bed, again, so I say it was a pretty average night.

Eclipse de Sol Restaurant
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 25, 2008
Default, Food, Georgia, Girls, Memory lane, Restaurants, Sex, Weirdness

Then It’s All: “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk–Got Yer Boobie!”

College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it’s too solemn. I mean, sex is like: “Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef.”

Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi

Overheard by: Megan S.